• other people: no...what are u doing to that character...
  • me: i'm bISEXUALIZING THEM

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

(via insomniatic-in-seattle)

,,

I politely suggested she drive off a cliff

The Evolution of Mara Dyer by Michelle Hodkin (via canweholdontolove)

phosphorescentt:

can we please destroy this idea that a person has to talk to you every minute of every day to like you

texting all day is not natural

force communication all hours of the day is not natural

(via sassy-loser)

cincosalsas:

zarriallau:

I start school in four days

TIME TO PARTY IT UP AT MHS #turnup

(via bangsliams)

earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via ryzhij-kot)

Sometimes I forget I’m not actually friends with some of you and I start to reply to your text posts and I have to stop myself.

(Source: caleb-denecour, via jemthehornybeast)

vietnamesemodel:

starting the boyfriend challenge

i challenge all cute boys to try and become my boyfriend in the next 24 hours

or they can just donate to me

(via karens-gillans)