peterhale:

i’m on the a list of kim kardashian: hollywood, i don’t need to be on the deadpool 

jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

this “b)” is just mike wazovski with sunglasses

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,,

on your left (boob)

chris evans, probably (via stuckv)

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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toralei:

when people send your friends anon hate

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you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TOO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE

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fake-mermaid:

petition for disney to make a whole new channel dedicated to old shows

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

youre-so-basic-it-hurts:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

thousands of followers but still stuck with 10 note selfies

the fuck

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you gotta be kidding me

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unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

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